(The Cavalier is on an extended leave of absence. The following was not written by him, although he does enforce a David Stern dress code for the substitutes.)
I know I said I would like to go to Iceland and try out for a basketball team overseas, but that is going to have to wait. There is a team a lot closer that needs my services.
The best thing about playing for the Blue Ducks wouldn't be wearing the snazzy uniforms or playing the Central Florida All-Stars, however. If I made the team I would be sharing the court with boxing legend Roy Jones, Jr. How cool is that?
Me and Roy Jones, Jr. hanging out. Yo, Roy, pass me the rock.