Another movie to see - but a girl to avoid

Since a certain underground movie is taking its sweet little time getting released, I've been on the look out for other movies that will hold my interest. Last year, I mentioned "Ninja Cheerleaders", a movie that I called the "soon-to-be-greatest movie of 2007". This year I have something even better for you: "Teeth".

According to the synopsis:

"High school student Dawn works hard at suppressing her budding sexuality by being the local chastity group's most active participant. Her task is made even more difficult by her bad boy stepbrother Brad's increasingly provocative behavior at home. A stranger to her own body, innocent Dawn discovers she has a toothed vagina when she becomes the object of violence. As she struggles to comprehend her anatomical uniqueness, Dawn experiences both the pitfalls and the power of being a living example of the vagina dentata myth."

You read that right. A toothed vagina. A beaver with bite. A muff with molars.

Oh, and to top it off, Dawn even has a myspace page. She's definitely cute. Whether or not I would put it all on the line for a night an hour five minutes with her is another story.

In case you can't get enough "Teeth", here is another review, and "Teeth"'s official IMDB page.

(Kudos to MTV's Headbanger's Blog.)