There is only room for one baseball love story

Word around the Internet was that some guy was opening his heart and talking about his lost love while using baseball as a backdrop. Could the Cubs save his forlorn existence?

Blah. Blah. Blah.

As everyone knows, there is only one person with the creative gall to truly express themselves and pour every heart-wrenching emotion into a sports blog love story.

As Matt Ufford of With Leather kindly pointed out, "The first rule of the Internet is that you don't talk about your feelings unless you're cloaked in at least four layers of irony and/or anonymity."

Aye.

(Links: Can the Cubs Mend My Heart?
With Leather: Please God Let This Be Fake)