Last week I charged a down payment on a 2009 Tampa Bay Rays season ticket package. Today, the payment showed up on my bank statement. Oddly, it says "Devil Rays" as the recipient.
I guess the Devil must still run the accounting over at Tropicana Field.
Wouldn't you think that would be one of the first things the organization would change? They have changed everything else. Or do they still use the Devil to collect? After all, according to this youtube clip, money is the root of all evil, and if the Devil is evil personified, then shouldn't the Devil and money have some sort of symbiotic relationship?
I can only imagine the conversation the Rays front office had when they decided to keep the Devil on the payroll.
Although, come to think of it, I'm sure he enjoys his work in financial collection. He probably works for free. I bet he is like the mob in GoodFellas:
By the way, I'm sure the title of this post has been used in a divorce court somewhere. And it would make a kick-ass song or album title too, I'm thinking something blues-related.