Friday, May 30, 2008

Musicians and sports jerseys: When did the trend start?

The other day, while watching MTV2, I started thinking about the origin of sports jerseys. For the last decade or so, sports jerseys have become commonplace in the attire of musicians and performers. Rappers wear them, rock stars wear them, even Mariah Carey sported her own Michael Jordan jersey-dress a few NBA all-star games ago. But when did the trend start?

Back in the day, fans hardly ever saw performers in sports jerseys. Aerosmith never went on stage with Red Sox or Celtics garb, the Motown groups didn't represent the Tigers or the Red Wings, and I don't think the New York City punk bands ever sported Knicks, Giants, Jets, Mets, or Yankees attire.

Somewhere along the line, sports jerseys hit the stage.

But when?

Here are the earliest examples I've found of performers wearing jerseys:

1982: .38 Special drummer Gary Moffatt represents the Atlanta Braves and pitcher Joe Cowley in the video "Caught Up In You" (1:45 mark):

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1984: Spinal Tap's legendary guitarist Nigel Tufnel wears a Sadaharu Oh jersey while on stage in Japan (see 2:40 mark):





These are the oldest two examples I could find. I know there has to be more. Maybe Run DMC, the Beastie Boys, or other old school rap legends represented their team during their heyday.

Consider this The Serious Tip's first bleg. When did musicians, rappers, or other performers start wearing sports jerseys?

If you know of anything pre-1982, please include a link. Thanks.

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Keeping cool with Sportlov's Satanic Snowballs

As the temperature in Tampa soars beyond 88, and people are jumping in the water plug just for old times sake, it helps to think cool thoughts.

So because nothing is cooler than winter, and in honor of the soon-to-be-played Olympics, I present my latest obscure find: Sportlov, a recently-disbanded heavy metal band of winter game loving mock Satanists from Sweden.

According to the metal gothic web site Tartarean Desire, Sportlov was a brutal black metal band with a penchant for tunes about "skiing, drinking hot chocolate in the cold snow, stabbing with ice-taps, (and) snowball wars" all in the name of the Dark Prince. And Tartarean Desire dare call them "a parody band".

Because I don't speak Swedish, I attempted to roughly translate a verse from Sportlov's epic Snöbollskrieg. From the following,

INGEN DÖDLIG MÅ STOPPA VÅR FRAMFART
I BLINT APOKALYPTISKT RASERI
BERED DIG ATT DÖ FÖR VÅRA VAPEN
STENHÅRD SNÖBOLL MED GRUS INUTI


We get:

No Mortal May Stop Our Foregone
In Blind Apocolyptic Fury
Prepare Yourself to Die With (Para) Weapon
As Hard As Nails Snowball With Sand Inside


For more insight into the dark mind of these lethal Lucifer lovers, check out this video for Snöbollskrieg (might want to play on mute, unless you like incoherent metal).





For being Evil Incarnate, don't these guys throw like girls?

Sportlov's myspace.

Friday, May 23, 2008

Florida Today doesn’t care about Eau Gallie High baseball alumni

Growing up I was a loyal reader of the Florida Today, the local newspaper in Melbourne, Florida. As a matter of fact, in the days before the Internet and my Google Reader, I got most of my sports news from the Florida Today. It was my end-all be-all for scores, news, and notes.

So it was with great disappointment that I learned that the Florida Today, the paper responsible for covering Melbourne and Melbourne-area sports stories, failed to even mention the first-ever major league match-up between Eau Gallie High baseball alumni, Boston Red Sox pitcher Tim Wakefield and Milwaukee Brewers first baseman Prince Fielder. To my knowledge, The Boston Globe was only media outlet besides my site to cover this event. To put it bluntly, the local paper dropped the ball.

After I posted about this occasion on my site and failed to find it written about on the Florida Today’s online edition, I emailed sports editor Lee Nessel and expressed my disappointment. As I received an “out of office” reply from Ms. Nessel, I re-sent my email to Mike Parsons, also of the Florida Today. Unfortunately, as of five days later, I have yet to receive a response from either representative.

I would think the major league meeting of two of Eau Gallie High’s three professional baseball alumni would have been an ideal feature for the local newspaper. To me, this was a story that could have drawn readers and significant local interest. Even Gordon Edes of The Boston Globe mentioned the idea of an Eau Gallie photographer immortalizing the event. For whatever reason, Florida Today did not seize on this opportunity. I guess Florida Today just didn’t care enough to cover it.

One Small Pitch for Baseball, One Giant Event for Commodore Alumni (The Serious Tip)

A New Power Prince (The Boston Globe - Boston.com)

Thursday, May 22, 2008

The Serious Tip's Election Season Endorsements

Tis the season for delegates, superdelegates, uber delegates, and super-duper delegates. All across the nation people are campaigning for their candidates, proclaiming their greatness and downplaying the attributes of their competitors. So in the spirit of things, and without further ado, I've decided to announce my endorsement for those I feel will best lead us into the future. A future of glory, prestige, and prominence.

Oh, and if you haven't yet, or you want to again, Vote Here.

The Serious Tip's 2008 Endorsements

National League

First Base - Prince Fielder, Milwaukee Brewers

Because he went to my high school. Started last year with 2,706,020 votes.

Second Base - Dan Uggla, Florida Marlins

Toss-up between Uggla or Chase Utley. Uggla wasn't even in the top five in fan votes for his position last year. That's a shame. Vote for Uggla.

Shortstop - Hanley Ramirez, Florida Marlins

Again, a Marlin or a Phillie (Jimmy Rollins)? Ramirez is the most underrated player in baseball and deserves to be an all-star. How has he not been an all-star yet? Oh yeah, Jose Reyes. I guess we don't have to worry about him this year.

Third Base - David Wright, New York Mets

Between Wright or Chipper Jones. I can't do it. No matter how good of a season he is having, I can't vote for a grown man named "Chipper".

Outfield - Justin Upton, Arizona Diamondbacks

Might as well start getting used to voting for him now. He is going to be an all-star for a long time.

Outfield - Matt Holiday, Colorado Rockies

The coming-out party continues for one of the best hitters in the National League.

Outfield - Xavier Nady, Pittsburgh Pirates

Because for some reason Lance Berkman is listed as a first baseman. I thought he was an outfielder.

Catcher - Brian McCann, Atlanta Braves

Umm... because.

American League

First Base - Carlos Pena, Tampa Bay Rays

Slow start this year, but 46 homers last year deserves a reward. And Big Papi can't play first if his life depended on it.

Second Base - Robinson Cano, New York Yankees

I have nothing against Cano. Even for a Yankee, he's a good ballplayer. Even though Cano is hitting around .200 this year, I refuse to vote for Dustin Pedroia. And voting for Akinori Iwamura might scream of homerism.

Shortstop - Michael Young, Texas Rangers

Five straight years of 200 or more hits. Bet you didn't know that.

Third Base - Alex Rodriguez, New York Yankees

I don't care how great of a season Mike Lamb is having in Minnesota, A-Rod is the best player in baseball. Also the world's leading vote-getter last year with 3,890,515 votes. That's about the population of the City of Los Angeles.

Catcher - Victor Martinez, Cleveland Indians

I saw him hit a home run in spring training. He's good.

Outfield - Carl Crawford, Tampa Bay Rays

Follow the call of The Professor over at Rays Index and vote for Carl. I figure it takes about 2.5 million votes to become a starter in the all-star game. If everyone in Tampa, St. Petersburg, and Clearwater each voted for Carl four times, he would be a shoo-in.

Outfield - B.J. Upton, Tampa Bay Rays

See Justin Upton. And B.J.'s tendency to get thrown out at third absolutely needs to be seen on the national stage.

Outfield - Curtis Granderson, Detroit Tigers

Had a monster season last year. He's also a blogger. Wasn't even in the top 15 AL outfield vote-getters last year. Should be an all-star this year.

Designated Hitter - Frank Thomas, Oakland A's

Because a future Hall of Famer who was released earlier this year should absolutely be an all-star.

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Remember, in the words of Clinton, you don't need the bullet when you got the ballot. So go vote.



Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Confusion is tearing my heart apart

There was a time as a teen when I felt something similar to as I feel now. During my high school years, a certain local interest caught my eye. She was hot, young, and exciting. Back then, my affection for a distant lover was not as strong. Eventually, this sexy local interest lost what made her exciting and my heart overcame its dilemma.

Now, however, I don't know if I can be as strong.

Last year, hanging out with the local interest was a fun way to pass the time. I had no problem differentiating between the object of my desire and a friendly associate. I was head-over-heels in love with my long-distance love; anyone else was just a friend.

How things have changed.

My long-distance love has let her life go to hell. I feel bad saying this, and maybe I am too hard on her, but it's true. Since last summer, since we laughed and loved and talked about our October plans, she had become lazy, listless, and completely uninterested in being the best she can be. As I have mentioned before, watching her digression has become maddeningly frustrating.

Meanwhile, the local interest has become the talk of the town. After pulling herself out of the basement, nee the gutter, she has totally reinvented herself with new found confidence. She has gone from not-so-super to supermodel.

Although I used to talk openly about our friendship, her recent success has me curious about how life would be if we were exclusive. I even find myself slightly jealous whenever anyone talks about her lovingly. In a way, I guess I feel as if I found her first. But I know as long as my heart lies elsewhere and I stay committed to a struggling relationship, being jealous of my local interest's new fame is not fair to her, me, or my long-distance lover.

This is the most confused I have ever been. If only love was easy.

Monday, May 19, 2008

My god, Manson has won a title

Longtime readers of The Serious Tip may remember my interview with Florida independent wrestler Bryan Manson. Well, because it's been a while since I wrote about rasslin', here is an update:

Manson is now a heavyweight champeen.



So what does this mean?

This means the ides of the apocalypse are upon us. It means there will be seven brides with seven signs for three amigos and four horsemen. It means the song of Cthulhu will be heard again. It means Satan himself is thawing from his frozen capture. It means Saddam Hussein will come in glory to rule the world.

For your further edification, here is Manson and fellow wrestler Jay Icon squaring off and beating the snot out of each other to the music of No Doubt.

Sunday, May 18, 2008

One small pitch for baseball, one giant event for Commodore alumni

Saturday was a glorious day in the history of my high school alma mater. Yesterday, for the first time ever, former Eau Gallie Commodore Class of 1984 Tim Wakefield faced former Eau Gallie Commodore Class of 2002 Prince Fielder. Since only one other baseball player from my high school has ever made the big leagues, former reliever Jeff Tam, this is kinda a big deal.

Unfortunately, due to the Brewers league shift back in '98, the Brewers don't play Boston regularly. So I, and all the possibly dozens and dozens of EGHS fans that care about stuff like this, have had to wait nearly three years into young Prince's career for a highly anticipated match-up against Wakefield.

So what did these Commodore legends do against each other?

In the top of the second, Fielder grounded to short.

In the top of the fourth, Fielder doubled to deep right.

In the top of the sixth, Fielder flied out to center.

So overall, Fielder went 1 for 3 with a double against his Commodore predecesor. As the Brewers won't face the Red Sox again until 2011 and Wakefield is already 49 years old (give or take a few years), this might be the only big league match-up of the two Eau Gallie High players and maybe the last one of its kind for a while.

Until the next Commodore makes the majors.

Saturday, May 17, 2008

Get on the bus, Gus, and check out my link ... um, Bob?

For those who might have missed it, I was did a cameo spot over at Bus League Baseball last Wednesday. The fine proprietors of Bus League Baseball, The Extrapolater and One More Dying Quail, were kind enough to let me write about my trip to both a Rays game and minor league Brevard County Manatees game last weekend. So yeah, this news is already a week old. But go read it anyway.

By the way, what name rhymes with "link"?

From the Bigs to the Buses - Bus League Baseball

Friday, May 16, 2008

Going After My Big League Dreams Part 3

(According to OurSportsCentral.com, the Minnesota Twins are holding a big league try-out on Saturday, June 7th. As Fort Myers is only three hours away from Tampa, I am definitely going. And in anticipation of my pursuit of becoming a Twin, a Red Wing, a Rock Cat, a Miracle, or a Snapper, this week I am presenting a three-part story about the last time I tried to seize my big league dream.)

(If you missed Part 1 and Part 2, go back and read them.)


“Seventy-five,” came the call from behind the backstop.

“Let’s see your curveball,” the head scout stoically said. His tone of voice made it clear he was just going through the motions and that barring a miracle, I wouldn’t be pitching in Turner Field any time soon.

“I don’t throw a curve,” I embarrassingly replied. Things could not get worse.

“How about any breaking pitch?” he asked.

“Well, I know how to throw a slider,” I said. I lied. I had never thrown a slider in my life, although I did know the correct grip and release of the pitch.

Thinking fast, I strode back upon the mound and threw the best slider I knew how. Surprisingly, my wanna-be slider actually acted like a slider, breaking about four inches or so before reaching the catcher’s mitt. Unfortunately, the pitch traveled at only about 60 miles per hour – minor league fodder and hardly the stuff of a future Brave.

“Ok, what else can you throw?” the scout asked.

“I have a change-up,” I admitted. Hardly one to blow people away, I was actually quite proud of my ability to throw a circle change. After learning how former Brave Tom Glavine gripped his all-star caliber change-up, I learned to master the deceptive arm speed necessary to strike out everyone on my block. Unfortunately, games on my block were played with a tennis ball, not a baseball.

Using Glavine’s grip on an actual baseball, I hurled my change-up towards the plate. Good location – lower outside corner with a little sinking action at the end. I was proud of myself. But a good change of pace does not a major leaguer make. I still had to break 80 with a fastball.

After receiving the ball from the catcher one last time, I took a deep breath. This was it. All my baseball aspirations coursed through my veins. Long hours of practicing. Years of little league semi-dominance. Thoughts of pitching Game Seven of the World Series. It all hung on one pitch. One fastball.

The slow, easy, rocking wind-up …

The pitch … a strike.

“Seventy-three.”

The four syllables that crushed my big league dreams.

With a look of disappointment, I slowly walked off the mound.

Sensing my sorrow, the head scout turned to me.
“You know you could always pitch in a local adult league if you still want to play.”

After the tryout concluded, my practical side re-emerged and I asked the scouts for any contact information they could provide that might lead to a job with the Braves. At least I succeed somewhere, scoring an address and an email to a Braves human resource officer.

A few months later, acting on the scout’s advice, I signed up for the Tallahassee Adult Baseball League. Without even trying out, I played a season and a half of adult baseball before my academic commitment forced me to prematurely retire. During that time, I found myself back on the mound twice, pitching two innings, allowing three runs on four hits and five walks. It was the end of my baseball career. But although I haven’t set foot on a pitcher’s mound since, I still haven’t given up hope. One day the Braves may call.

Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Going After My Big League Dreams Part 2

(According to OurSportsCentral.com, the Minnesota Twins are holding a big league try-out on Saturday, June 7th. As Fort Myers is only three hours away from Tampa, I am definitely going. And in anticipation of my pursuit of becoming a Twin, a Red Wing, a Rock Cat, a Miracle, or a Snapper, this week I am presenting a three-part story about the last time I tried to seize my big league dream.)

(If you missed Part 1, go back and read it here.)


In all modesty, I assume it is a baseball scout’s sworn duty to evaluate the big league mettle of every warm-blooded male. No scout dare be the one to pass on a great talent due to reluctance, even if it meant putting me out in the field with a group of ex-high school all-stars, former college ballplayers, and travel team members, most of whom probably had the date circled on their calendar months in advance. Then, of course, there was me, who had only learned about the tryout weeks prior and whose training consisted of beating the dust off my glove and throwing accurately to my roommate in a game of catch.

So after deciding the outfield was probably my best place to hang out until the pitching tryout, I joined the rest of the prospects in right field for the first test of our wannabe big league skills. Our task was to catch a flyball and throw to home plate and then field a second ball and make a throw to third base. Sounded easy enough, I thought.

When it was finally my turn in the outfield I had no problem catching the first ball or fielding the second. Nor did I have any problem “crowhopping” and getting into position to throw. My attempts to get the ball to its intended target, however, weren’t exactly big league “frozen ropes”. They were more like soaring rainbows, taking to higher altitude for the sake of possible distance. Former Brave outfielders Brian Jordan or Ron Gant I was not. But then again, I was a pitcher. Throws to third and home are much easier when you are on the mound.

The next task towards making the Braves was running. And unfortunately not just the ability to run. The Braves representatives were looking for that sudden acceleration, that cat-like speed, that sheer athleticism that made for a quality prospect. Similar to the scene in the movie Major League when Willie Mays Hayes runs in his pajamas, we had to sprint a distance in the outfield equivalent to the distance from first to third base.

Having watched the often-replayed scene of former Brave Sid Bream sliding into home against the Pittsburgh Pirates, I assumed the Braves’ standard for running ability wasn’t among the highest. Truth be told, I thought of myself as quite the runner in my military days, and hoped that experience would carry me to prospect status.

Not so fast (pun intended). Apparently, the Braves had raised their standards since the days of Sid Bream and were looking for real runners, or at least athletes who could complete a 120 foot dash to a professional standard. Proving no one will ever confuse me with former Braves Rafael Furcal and Otis Nixon, my running failed to wow those who held the key to my potential big league career. Once again, however, I was a pitcher, not a speedy base stealer.

Finally, as we prospective major leaguers completed our drills, those with hopes of taking the mound were herded away from the group. This was our time to shine. Time for the golden arms of tomorrow, the future Greg Madduxes, Tom Glavines, and John Smoltzes to prove their potential. In all honesty, however, I would have settled with being the next Greg McMichael, but it was not the time to be humble.

A short while and several pitching hopefuls later, it was my turn to shine. As I walked towards the mound the lead scout told me the procedure. I would get three warm-ups, three fastballs, a breaking ball, a change-up, and a wildcard whatever-I-wanted pitch. And if I didn’t break at least 80 miles per hour with a fastball, then the scouts weren’t interested.

Admittedly, I was nervous. Eighty miles per hour? I knew I could drive it, but could I throw it? So what if I hadn’t pitched in over five years. Wasn’t it a scout’s job to find that diamond in the rough?

Having not pitched in quite a while, I used the first three pitches to find the strike zone. Nothing fancy, just strikes. On the fourth pitch, my first “official” fastball, I wound up, reared back, and fired. A strike on the inside corner. Surprised I didn’t hear the loud pop of the ball hitting the catcher’s mitt, I eagerly awaited my pitch speed.

“Seventy-two,” yelled the scout’s assistant from behind the backstop. Not bad, but not good enough.

Pitch two was in the exact same location as the first. “Seventy-three,” the assistant scout yelled. Still under 80.

I had one more chance to make the cut. I quickly recalled every pitching lesson I had ever heard. Bend the back leg, drive off the rubber, follow through. I even thought about trying to pump myself up a la Al Hrbosky or Rick “Wild Thing” Vaughn, but thought better of it. I don’t know much about scouting, but I doubt they look approvingly towards a gimmick, even if it got me that much needed seven miles an hour more on my fastball.

Gimmickless, I toed the rubber for a third time. A simple rock back, wind-up, and pitch ...

(Read Part 3 here.)

Monday, May 12, 2008

Going After My Big League Dreams

(According to OurSportsCentral.com, the Minnesota Twins are holding a big league try-out on Saturday, June 7th. As Fort Myers is only three hours away from Tampa, I am definitely going. And in anticipation of my pursuit of becoming a Twin, a Red Wing, a Rock Cat, a Miracle, or a Snapper, this week I am presenting a three-part story about the last time I tried to seize my big league dream.)

I always thought I was a good pitcher when I was younger. One season, in my under-12 league, I pitched three games without giving up an earned run. In another memorable start a few years later, I was out-dueled by a future major league draftee 2-1. I was so enamored with “the art of the pitch” I used to practice my wind-up while standing in right field. (Rumor has it baseball legend Ted Williams used to practice while playing the outfield as well.)

Sadly, my dreams of playing baseball professionally were nearly curtailed in high school when I failed to make the junior varsity team. Even after impressing the head coach with a private practice I still didn’t make the cut. I guess they had enough left-handed fireballers on the team already. Maybe the head coach wanted someone more versatile, as even in little league I was a walking advertisement for the designated hitter. But I was a pitcher, not a hitter.

Seven years later, my dreams of playing pro ball had all but died. I was 23, living in Tallahassee, Florida, and a student at Florida State. Then one day, in the summer of 2001, the tinder of my big league aspirations were rekindled. While browsing the major league baseball web site, I found an entire page of open tryouts, two of which were scheduled for Tallahassee. Scouts for both the Atlanta Braves and Milwaukee Brewers were visiting my area to find the next baseball superstar.

Although the rational side of my brain thought it would be a great idea to go and talk to the scouts while they were in town and hope to network for future employment, the curious side of me couldn’t help but wonder, what if? Did I still have potential? Could I make it? Aren’t teams always clamoring for left-handed pitching?

A couple of weeks later, on the eve of the Braves’ tryout, I could hardly sleep. Thoughts of baseball fame danced in my head. As I eventually dozed off, I made sure to sleep on my right side, careful to avoid waking with a dead left arm.

Despite my excitement, reality set in as I arrived at the Florida A&M baseball field for the tryout. After looking at the dozens of true athletes preparing for their shot, I opted to leave my baseball glove in the car. Unlike me, a majority of those already at the tryout looked as if they had played in the last seven years. I decided on the practical approach, to watch and ask the Braves’ scouts for possible employment leads after the tryout.

As I sat among the disinterested girlfriends and curious onlookers, a member of the scout team asked if I was there for the tryout. Although I answered in the negative, the scout then asked if I had a glove.

“Yes, sir,” I replied.

“Well, go get it and get out here on the field,” the scout said.

I guess he saw potential.

(See Part 2 here and Part 3 here.)

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Riding with the King and Slowhand

(I apologize for this being a few days late, I've been busy.)

Last Friday night, on May 2, 2008, my dad and I continued what has become a father-son tradition: we saw blues legend BB King live for the fourth time in the last seven years. Some fathers and sons go fishing, we go to blues concerts. Whereas most of the times we've seen the great Riley B. King have been in Melbourne, FL, this year my dad came to the west coast of Florida and we took the hour drive from Tampa to the performance hall in Clearwater.

While most people his age and most his blues peers are either dead or generally localized, the 82-year old BB King and his eight man band have shown no signs of slowing down, performing well over a hundred shows every year. On Friday night, King and his crew rocked the crowd for over two hours playing many his greatest hits as well as numerous blues standards. Between songs, as could be expected by a guy his age, BB caught his breath and paced himself with jokes and anecdotes of blues glory days gone by. Although I've seen him four times in the last seven years, and six times overall, BB King remains one of my favorite live performers and I highly recommend him to anyone who enjoys live music.

Opening for King was a young Tampa saxophonist named BK Jackson. Jackson, a 16-year old musical wunderkind, was without a doubt a pleasant surprise. I was very impressed with the young sax man's performance mannerisms and his command of the audience, especially considering their unfamiliarity with his work. After hearing him, I am sure I won't be the only person from the show picking up his album when it is released.

Although seeing BB King normally makes for a great weekend, my dad and I decided to push our live music jones one step further and went to see Eric Clapton live in Tampa on Saturday night, May 3, 2008.

Whereas seeing BB King has become almost an exercise in familiarity, I, unlike my dad, had never attended an Eric Clapton concert. Nor had either of us ever seen Clapton's opening act, Robert Randolph and the Family Band. Unlike the BK Jackson surprise however, I was at least familiar with Clapton and Randolph's work prior to the show. So I knew a little bit of what to expect.

Little did I know both performers would rock my proverbial socks off.

For those who have never heard slide-guitarist (and fellow Mets fan!) Robert Randolph, imagine sort of a modern gospel-tinged Sly and the Family Stone, with a little Allman Brothers thrown in for good measure. Just some great feel-good, get-down-with-your-bad-self groovin' tunes. And he played a little "Voodoo Child", which is never a bad thing.

As for Eric Clapton, what else can be said but "Clapton is God"?

Clapton put on an absolutely flawless, amazing performance, showcasing many of the skills that have made him one of the greatest guitar players of all time. On Saturday night, Clapton wowed the audience with numerous blues covers, several acoustic jams, and most of his greatest hits, including "Layla", "Crossroads" (which included a cameo by Robert Randolph), and "Cocaine". (Side question: for someone who recovered from drug addiction, I wonder if Clapton still attaches any emotional feeling to the lyrics of "Cocaine"? Or does he just sing the words because the audience wants to hear it?)

Overall, this past weekend definitely stands as one of the best live music weekends I've had in a long time. And although I can't speak for him, I'm pretty sure my dad enjoyed himself as well.

Sunday, May 4, 2008

Rebuffing a Baseball Salary Cap

Last week, the New York Times Freakonomic Blog wrote about changes that Major League Baseball could enact that would help the game. In my opinion, any changes have to benefit competition, profitability, or viewing experience. These are the three pillars of the professional sports business.

According to Freakonomics, a majority of readers advocated a salary cap as salve for Major League Baseball’s problems. A salary cap will do nothing to improve any of the aforementioned components. It will not help competition, increase profitability, nor enhance the viewing experience.

Competition – There are several reasons why a salary cap will not help competition in Major League Baseball. First, as Freakonomics points out, there is a link between higher pay and sluggish performance. The idea that players perform at higher levels when financially motivated is a fact, and that after rewarded, performance generally decreases. Hence the phenomenon of “contract year” increased performances. A massive increase by current smaller market teams to their players should only result in decrease performance as players become less “hungry”.

A salary cap will also hinder competition as the reward for franchises to maximize their dollar decreases. Without the current system, numerous teams would not have been motivated to develop alternate views of player development and utilization. Without the current system, the Billy Bean philosophy exemplified in the book “MoneyBall” would not have taken hold and teams might still be wedded to the olden ways of player analysis.

Profitability – A salary cap in Major League Baseball would do little, if anything, to increase profitability across the league. History has proven that high payroll and a high winning percentage are not correlated. By forcing teams to pay more for players, the league would actually be holding cities and franchises hostage to attendance. If a team is prone to struggling and continues to produce poor performance on the field, the price paid for players will not force fans to attend the games. In most cases, only tradition or continuous positive performance can guarantee high attendance.

Viewing experience – According to SI.com, the White Sox, Cubs, Mets, Yankees, and Red Sox are the only teams with an average ticket cost over 30 dollars. Not surprisingly, these teams are also ranked 18th, 27th, 28th, 29th, and 30th respectively in affordability. As these teams pay more to their players the cost of player salaries is passed down the fan. Conversely, the Royals, Pirates, and Rays are among the top five in affordability. These teams also have among the lowest payrolls in Major League Baseball. Forcing teams to pay players will only increase the cost of tickets and turn off fans in cities without an established tradition.

While it is important to insure that no team has a monopoly on all available talent, supply, demand, and player preference must mandate salaries, not an imposed salary cap. If a franchise opts to be competitive, it must commit itself to fielding a competitive team through the methods it has on hand, whether that means scouting and development, shrewd market deals that exploit underappreciated talents, or opening their coffers to buy the services of the best talent.

Friday, May 2, 2008

Boomers, Blogs, Heroes, and Antiheroes

“He made Mickey Mantle cry. The papers said the Mick cried.”

“Mickey Mantle? That's what you're upset about?"

"Mickey Mantle don't care about you. Why care about him?”

- Parts of an exchange from the 1993 movie “Bronx Tale

“For a huge portion of my generation, Mickey Mantle was that baseball hero. And for reasons that no statistics, no dry recitation of the facts can possibly capture, he was the most compelling baseball hero of our lifetime. And he was our symbol of baseball at at time when the game meant something to us that perhaps it no longer does.”
– excerpt from Bob Costas's speech at Mickey Mantle’s funeral

Hero: (n) – 1. In mythology and legend, a man, often of divine ancestry, who is endowed with great courage and strength, celebrated for his bold exploits, and favored by the gods.
2. A person noted for feats of courage or nobility of purpose, especially one who has risked or sacrificed his or her life
3. A person noted for special achievement in a particular field

Antihero: (n) - A main character in a dramatic or narrative work who is characterized by a lack of traditional heroic qualities, such as idealism or courage.
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For many kids throughout the 1950s and '60s, Mickey Mantle was the Great American Athlete. “The Mick” was the best and most popular player on the best and most popular team in the most popular sport in the land. In the eyes of fans and the media of the time, Mickey Mantle could do no wrong.

Like millions of others, Bob Costas was one of those fans. Born in Queens and raised on Long Island, NY, Costas grew up idolizing Mantle and carried that passion well into adulthood, even going as far as carrying a Mantle baseball card in his wallet. Throughout his life, Mantle has been baseball and baseball has been Mickey Mantle for Bob Costas.

Of course, the Mick wasn’t the only idol of the times. Dozens of scribes have penned tribute after tribute to Mantle’s contemporaries, players such as Willie Mays, Duke Snider, Pee Wee Reese, Stan Musial, Joe DiMaggio, and Ted Williams. Ballplayers from baseball’s “Golden Age”, a time when men were men, everyone hustled, and if a batter was hit by a pitch, he took his lumps and went to first base. Audie Murphy had little on these heroes of the diamond. They were what every American boy wanted to be.

A funny thing happened however on the way to the present day. Somehow the idea of the baseball hero vanished. Although players such as Cal Ripken, Jr., Tony Gwynn, and Greg Maddux achieved Hall of Fame levels of success, their achievements were overshadowed by headlines of drug use, cheating, and crime. Players such as Dwight Gooden, Darryl Strawberry, Jose Canseco, Mark McGwire, and Roger Clemens all had potential to carry on the legacy of Willie, Mickey, and the Duke, yet sadly they became antiheroes better known for their exploits off the field, their abbreviated careers, or their tragic athletic endings.

This is my background and the background of many fans of my generation. To paraphrase Tupac Shakur, we were given this world, we didn’t make it. We've never had majestic heroes that existed only on the diamond. Our dreams of Herculean idols were shattered long ago. We have grown up with the fact that baseball players and all athletes are humans first, athletes second. They are not modern-day Supermen hailing from a far away universe to hit home runs and pitch shut-outs for us.

For better or for worse, today we take pleasure, or at least make money, in hero destruction. Perhaps we are sick. Perhaps we believe that since our heroes were flawed, that no one else should have heroes, even those who came before us. Perhaps we have fallen in love with the antihero.

I don't think the difficulty for people like Bob Costas and Buzz Bissinger to understand blogs lies entirely in their fear of the modern media becoming irrelevant. Their difficulty lies partly in the fact that they and their generation were taught to worship sports and athletes, to treat the men who played the games like modern day gods of great strength and skill, beings who can do no wrong and are heroes to all. Imagine for a moment the field day Deadspin.com and other modern news media would have had with the alcoholic exploits of Mickey Mantle, Billy Martin, and other legendary partiers of yesteryear.

In my opinion, there is not much difference between Bob Costas and Will Leitch of Deadspin.com. Both are huge baseball fans whose knowledge of sports and gift for words has elevated them to the pinnacle of their respective mediums. Both have even written books (here and here, respectively) extolling the plight of the modern fan. And I am sure if they sat side by side at a ball game and talked baseball, they would greatly enjoy each other’s company. But like a great religious struggle, these two fans have become synonymous with different ideologies. They have become prophets of a different view of gods, heroes, and antiheroes.

Thursday, May 1, 2008

50-year old writer surprisingly hates modern sports trend

Don't you hate this?

A trend comes out, people around the world embrace it, enjoy it, copy it, and make it their own. Then some guy in his fifties gets interviewed about it, goes off the handle, and bashes it like it is the worst thing in the world.

I have to agree, it is quite sad. I'm not sure why it happens, but the same demographic always seems to be responsible.

We aren't talking the end of the world here.

So to Ramachandra Guha, suck it up holmes, cheerleaders are here to stay.

To the rest of you baby boomer-type people (not all, but most), let me put this message in a context you might recognize:

Come writers and critics
Who prophesize with your pen
And keep your eyes wide
The chance won't come again
And don't speak too soon
For the wheel's still in spin
And there's no tellin' who
That it's namin'.
For the loser now
Will be later to win
For the times they are a-changin'.


That's a little Bob for ya, Mr. Guha and Mr. Bissinger. You're welcome.