Not so Serious Movie Review: Ghoulies 3 - Ghoulies Go To College

 

If Beavis and Butt-Head wrote a movie about little monsters on a college campus, it would be Ghoulies III. Low budget horror without the horror. That said, I did like Kevin McCarty in this role. He was also good in the Twilight Zone Movie. And Eva LaRue is a 90s babe.

Maybe this is what college was like in the early 90s. They should mash this movie with How High and have the Ghoulies only show up when magic weed is smoked. If you are gonna go weird, might as well go all the way.

Grade: 2 spooky frat toilette bowls out of 5 

Not so Serious Movie Review: Grunt! The Wrestling Movie

 

Where has this movie been all my life?

A mockumentary about a missing wrestler while keeping kayfabe in the most ridiculously 80s way possible. Before wrestling was big, there was Mad Dog Joe DeCurso. After Mad Dog accidentally decapitates a fellow wrestler, he disappears. Is new phenom The Mask actually Mad Dog? A young filmmaker attempts to find out.

This movie hits all my sweet spots. It's low budget. It's ridiculous. It's over the top. It's wrestling. Easiest grade since MegaForce.

(Also, possible Easter egg alert in my new novel.)

Grade: 5 knuckle sandwiches out of 5

Movie Review: HIM (2025)

 

So much unfulfilled potential. All style, no substance. A lot of tangents that didn't contribute enough to the story. The main character was just along for the ride. It was Eyes Wide Shut with football.
Not in my top 10 deals with the Devil movies.

Grade: 3 bloody footballs out of 5