I had the pleasure of meeting Shane Obedzinski this weekend at the Lake County Comic Con. Shane is famous for playing Tommy "Repeat" Timmons in the baseball classic "The Sandlot". He was nice enough to give Curveball at the Crossroads a shout out.
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I had the pleasure of meeting Shane Obedzinski this weekend at the Lake County Comic Con. Shane is famous for playing Tommy "Repeat" Timmons in the baseball classic "The Sandlot". He was nice enough to give Curveball at the Crossroads a shout out.
These are not my quotes, but quotes other people said or wrote that I like.
"Even among men with the most modern arms, time is the hardest thing to kill" - The Musher, newspaper, 1907
"Words win wars or sell soap." - C. Wright Mills
"Not knowing is the ground of mystery, the land of wonder; a haven to be
visited daily. It is the source of creativity, inventiveness and
tranquility all in one." - Zen saying
"But I like to be surprised, and I like to be proved wrong. Not in
public, because that’s humiliating. But in private, I really like to be
proved wrong, because that means that afterward, if I come to terms with
it when the dust settles, I am ever so slightly smarter than before,
and I feel better that way." - Tadashi Tokieda
"The world needs less specialists in force and murder and more generalists in love." - Tuli Kupferberg
"Some people are steak people and some people only like fish, if I am
steak and they are fish people, they might not like me very much." -
Lorenzen Wright
"A Nation's fun will tell you more about that nation than anything except its jails." - PJ O'Rourke, Holidays in Hell (pg 79)
"The Islamic Jihaad has no relationship to modern warfare, either in its
causes or in the way in which it is conducted." - Seyyid Qutb, Milestones
"Difference of opinion in my community is a source of blessing." Muhammad (reportedly)
"There a thousand hacking at the branches of evil to one striking at the
root, and it maybe be that he who bestows the largest amount of time
and money on the needy is doing the most by his mode of life to produce
that misery which he strives in vain to relieve." Thoreau, Walden
"If you lose the power to laugh, you lose the power to think." - Charles Darrow
"It was not from want of will that I have refrained from writing you,
for truly I wish you all good; but because it seemed to me that enough
has been said to effect all that is needed, and that what is wanting (if
anything be wanting) is not writing or speaking - where of ordinarily
there is more than enough - but silence and work." - St. John of the Cross
"Being drunk is a good disguise, I drink so I can talk to assholes." - Jim Morrison
"You have opened the gates of hell, from which shall flow the curses of the damned which shall sink you to perdition!" - Richard Keith Call, former governor of Florida, to secessionists
"Everything comes to him who hustles while he waits." - Thomas Edison
"Have a mind open to everything; attached to nothing." - Vedantic Scholar Telopa
"Our appetite for discovery slows as our familiarity with the status quo grows." - Chris Anderson, Wired Magazine, September 2010
“It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.” ― E.B. White, Charlotte's Web
"When you meet a beautiful woman who has everything going for herself,
but you are not yet ready, admire her from afar. Don't try and spoil
greatness just because you aren't quite on that level." - Monica Delgado
"People that are brilliant and successful, we think they’ve just always
been that way. That’s not the case. Most of them have had some tough
adversity in their life. It’s prepared them. I’ve never felt like you
could develop character without adversity. A guy’s who has all the money
he needs and never faced any hard times, he won’t have any character.
But when you’ve had it tough and you’ve had it rough and you thought you
were at the end of the rope and you work your way out of it, that’s the
way you build character." - Bobby Bowden
"It breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game
begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms
in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as
the chill rains come, it stops and leaves you to face the fall alone.
You count on it, rely on it to buffer the passage of time, to keep the
memory of sunshine and high skies alive, and then just when the days are
all twilight, when you need it most, it stops." - A. Bartlett Giamatti,
Green Fields of the Mind
My Personal Quotes
"If time equals money, and money buys resources, and time is our most
valuable resource, would that make time priceless? Could money buy time?
Or would that be like money buying itself?" - Me
"You wake me up - agitated. I try to take a shit - constipated. I go to school - get educated." - Me
"Triceratopian hustle/ Mastadonian wassle" - Me
"I know I am smart because if I asked you if I was smart I would not
know something easy to know therefore I would not be smart." - Me
"Everyone who says I need help should get help because I know I don't
need help, especially when I know I know what I am doing." - Me
"Stress and panic cause nothing but high blood pressure and a low sperm count." - Me
My latest cinematic adventure was The Devil's Hand, a 1961 independent horror featuring the guy who played Commissioner Gordon in the old Batman TV show.
At only an hour and seven minutes - which is actually sixty-six minutes and sixty-six seconds (wow!) - The Devil's Hand is too short for a movie, but too long for an episode of the Twilight Zone or any other broadcast show, although it does play like a Twilight Zone movie.
Our story begins with a gentleman having vivid dreams about a woman who is not his girlfriend. Somehow his actual girlfriend is ok with this. The dreams lead to him quitting his job and wandering the streets. Again, his girlfriend has no problem with this. The dreams also direct him to visit a small boutique doll store where he finds a doll of the woman in his dreams. After bringing his girlfriend to the store, where she not only sees the doll of the woman, but also the doll of herself, the guy's girlfriend is creeped out, but still not upset with him.
We then learn the dolls are voodoo dolls and the owner of the store stabs the girlfriend-looking doll, causing her to need medical care at the local hospital. How long she is there is not determined, but it is long enough for another woman to swoop in and steal the dude and them to join a satanic cult that holds meetings under the doll store. Good things happen to the guy when he joins the cult. He wins at the track. His stocks go up. Life is good.
He still has feelings for his hospitalized girlfriend, however. He finds the doll they pierced and removes the pin, causing her to miraculously recover. Then after the cult kidnaps her and attempts to sacrifice her to Satan, he rescues her, punches the high priest/doll shop owner, and starts a fire that burns the store down. Of course, his girlfriend is still not upset with him, despite the fact that everything that has happened is his fault.
The Devil's Hand also has a hip surf rock soundtrack, which considering the link between the Beach Boys and the Manson Family, adds a little weirdness to the movie.
Grade: 4 voodoo dolls of 5.
"While he slept, the fire burned in the crossroads, first feeding on the alcohol and then on the dirt, as if the earth itself was soaked in moonshine. Within moments, the spark turned into a full blaze. Unlike a usual fire, however, the blaze was contained in the middle of the old intersection.
Before long, a hole grew in the middle of the fire that burned at the crossroads. From the blazing flame and the depths of the earth emerged a figure – a tall, slender, well-dressed man in a black suit, tie, and matching top hat. Once fully risen from the earth, the man spread his arms and extinguished the blaze."
- taken at the Bradfordville Blues Club, Bradfordville, FL 2/19/2022
Curveball at the Crossroads is full of references and inferences. There are call-backs to famous baseball stories, famous blues legends, and many other items of popular culture.
Did you find the reference to the following?
- a baseball character made famous in Sports Illustrated?
- a famous speech in Field of Dreams?
- Casey at the Bat?
- a famous Jimi Hendrix song?
- a scene from Pee Wee's Big Adventure?
- a Snoop Dogg song?
- the Muddy Waters' song "Hoochie Coochie Man"?
- the culinary preference of Elwood Blues?
- the culinary preference of Elvis Presley?
- a food item sang about by blues legend Robert Johnson?
- pro wrestling's Iron Sheik?
This is a monster movie without great monsters, an alien invasion movie without great aliens, a disaster movie that glosses over the disaster, a movie about an alien taking over a pop singer's body that barely mentions the pop singer, and movie that warns about atomic energy that doesn't do enough to make it serious.
Overall, the real warning is that this movie is a dud.
Imagine a movie in which an alien species need to send a message to humans. Knowing only one human, they make a clone of Taylor Swift. She infiltrates a nuclear lab to tell a scientist his energy formula is the only thing that can generate enough power to blow up a planet on a trajectory to hit earth. But only the aliens can harness the energy and he has to give it to them. Meanwhile, the people of Earth, led by Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck, attempt to knock the runaway planet off course with atomic bombs and mining equipment. And for some reason there is a mob boss is also trying to steal the energy formula. In the end, the aliens take the formula and help the Earthlings by destroying the planet, but not before buildings are wrecked and parts of Japan are flooded.
This movie is what happens when way too many concepts are jammed into a low budget movie. None of the ideas have a chance to breathe and none of the actors have a chance to be relatable.
They should have just called Gamera to destroy the incoming planet. Then they might have had a movie worth watching.
Grade: 1 intergalactic starfish out of 5.
Quick interesting autobiography of Angela Scott, aka p*rn star Lexi Stone. Mostly takes places from her teen years to early 20s leading to her decision to get into the adult industry. There is a lot here that she unpacks. Bad relationships, good relationships, love, pain, death, birth, and how she kept a hustler's mentality, trying to make money to survive on her terms.
If I have one critique, it is that it ended abruptly. I would have like to have seen a second-to-last chapter on what her family, etc thought of her success in the industry, career highlights and insights, etc. Also curious if she dealt with the traumas she talks about often. Did she do therapy or is this book her therapy? Maybe there is a sequel coming. Overall, it is an interesting peek into the life of someone in the adult industry.
(Note: I did an interview with Angela way back in 2007 when she was modeling for Playboy before getting into p*rn. I googled her to see what she was doing these days and found her current career and her book. It was very interesting to see where my interview fell in her life.)
Grade: 5 adult stars of 5
With a name like "Clownado", you know you are getting something good. Like Joe Dirt's momma said, "When you're down, stare at a clown". In this case, it's when you want something groovy, watch a clown tornado movie.
When watching B-Movies, I don't ask for much. I don't ask for award-winning dialogue. I don't ask for logic. I don't even ask for realistic special effects. But I do ask for originality. Clownado has that. Piles of it. Gooping, bloody, disgusting piles of originality.
Where else can you find a hitchhiking Black Elvis, a girl whose accent changes from New York to Alabama, a clown giving birth to a midget clown, and the legendary Joel D. Wynkoop?
It's not supposed to make sense. It's a movie about a tornado of killer clowns.
Summary: a woman cavorts with a witch who casts a spell trapping a bunch of belligerent clowns - including the woman's ex-lover - in a tornado. Led by the ex-lover, the clowns chase the woman into town and wreak havoc on the townsfolk.
(Disclaimer: I bought the movie from Mr. Wynkoop at an arts and book fair. I've wanted to meet him for a years. He is a good dude. But that's a post for another day.)
Grade: 5 bloody rubber noses of 5
A clear money grab by Krugman to put all of his columns over 5 years or so in a book. One can only read his thoughts on social security or the California energy crisis so many times. Summaries would be a lot better.
I did find his thoughts on how extreme the Bush Administration was very interesting. The Bush Administration is small potatoes compared to the grift of the Trump Administration. But I have no interest in reading 200 columns from Krugman on that subject.
Started: 9/4/24
Completed: 10/12/24
Grade: 3 unraveled stars of 5
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I love a good blaxploitation film. Especially one that includes the line "All I ever wanted to do in life was not to have to kiss whitey's ass!". I feel that in my bones.
Alas, that's the highlight of this run-of-the-mill mid-70s flick about a street fighter who has to fight the mob and crooked cops. There is a lot of funk, some soul, not a lot of jive, and no turkeys. And it stars Beyonce's future stepdad. But that isn't enough to save the movie from poor production value, clunky dialog, and wooden acting.
Originally intended to be two movies, "Bogard" and "Get Fisk", Black Fist is the result of someone taking the best parts of both and merging them into one funky super movie. But low budget will always be low budget. I blame The Man.
Grade: 4 funky fists of 5