Thursday, April 9, 2026

Not so serious movie reviews - Zombies, Kung-fu, and a Giant Poop Monster

 

Wrapping up my latest cinematic adventures. If you want to read all my movie reviews, check out my profile on letterboxd.

Redneck Zombies (1987)

One of my favorite movies ever. I saw it 30 years ago and it stayed with me like herpes. The need to watch it again flared up and I embraced it with all its glory. It’s gross, it’s bloody, it’s cheap, it’s fun. Everything video herpes should be.

Grade: 5 moonshine still stars out of 5. They don’t get much better than this.

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Pro Wrestlers vs Zombies (2014)

I’ve seen Strippers vs Zombies, Zombies vs Strippers, Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies, Kung Fu vs Zombies, and Ninjas vs Zombies. All better than this.

If WWF legend Rowdy Roddy Piper is carrying your movie, that’s not saying much. I like Roddy Piper. But he should be a fun side character. Not your main event.

So many plot holes, missed spots, botches, and stiff acting. I like low budget movies. I like Troma Films. I like zombie flicks. I like wrestling. I loved The Unbreakable Bunch. This was not good.

Grade: 2 botched zombie slams out of 5

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Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976)

You don’t watch kung fu for the plot. You watch for the fight scenes. And this is one of the best. Also the basis of a lot of video game characters from Mortal Kombat to Street Fighter. Definitely a movie to lose your head for.

Grade: 5 flying stars out of 5

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Monsturd (2003)

From the bowels of Geoffery Chaucer’s The Miller’s Tale and Shakepeare’s bawdy toilet humor comes 2003’s epic horror comedy Monsturd. It’s lewd, it’s crude, it’s sophomoric and amateur. But therein lies the beauty of Monsturd.

A prisoner escapes, gets mixed with toxic waste, and becomes a killer shitmonster. This is the kind of story we will be telling for generations to come. It is relatable on every level because everyone poops.

500 years from now our great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren will appreciate Monsturd, just as today we appreciate Chaucer’s lewd humor of the 16th century.

Grade: 4 peanut poops out of 5


Wednesday, April 1, 2026

CHAOS IN THE CORNER - NEW NOVEL COVER REVEAL

 

Here it is! As we get closer to release of my new novel, Chaos in the Corner, I wanted to drop the cover art.

I am really excited about this cover. The art is done by Dell Barras, artist for Marvel, DC, and other comic companies. Color was done by BrokenOptics, definitely check him out. He has done art for a lot of pro wrestlers and entertainers. I recommend both of these guys. Working with them was great.

They gave a very unique look to my novel. I think the comic book vibe will attract more wrestling fans who might be regular book readers or book store visitors.

I also made a promo video for the cover. Check it out.

 


 

Monday, March 30, 2026

An Author’s Guide to Tampa Bay Bookstores (Updated March 2026)

 

 
 
In the last 15 years or so, the amount of independent bookstores in Tampa Bay has grown.
 
I have met most of the bookstore owners in Tampa Bay in an attempt to get my books on their shelves. Most of them carry my novel, Curveball at the Crossroads. Some bookstores do consignment, some order from Ingram Spark, and some buy directly from me. Some don’t carry my books at all. And a few I have yet to meet.
 
To date, there are 24 bookstores in Tampa Bay from Brooksville to Sarasota.
 
This list is broken down into how the bookstores acquire my books. There is no preferential order. I have a great relationship with every bookstore I work with. I hope this list comes in handy for other authors (as well as readers!) in the Tampa Bay area and beyond. This is my experience. Yours might be different.
 
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Oxford Exchange Book Store (Tampa)
 
Point of contact: Laura Taylor, Bookstore & Programming Director
 
Best way to contact: visit and email — Laura(@)oxfordexchange.com
 
The Oxford Exchange is in downtown Tampa. The bookstore only orders from Ingram Spark and does not do consignment. Hence, they are looking for books that are known or authors that will move product. I was part of the Oxford Exchange Book Fair in 2022 and 2023 and did well. Then I approached their front counter and asked how they would carry my novel on their shelves. I emailed Laura Taylor and asked how my book can be on their shelves. Laura ordered two copies. During my next visit, I signed the books and made social media content letting my followers know the book was available at the Oxford Exchange Book Store.
 
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Tombolo Books (St Pete)
 
Point of Contact: Alsace — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit and email — authors(@)tombolobooks.com
 
Tombolo Books is one of the most high profile bookstores in the Tampa Bay area. If New York Times Bestselling authors are going to visit, they are going to go to Tombolo. While the folks at Tombolo are nice, they are busy. Getting your book approved for their shelves takes time. That said, once I was listed on Ingram Spark, I immediately filled out their local author form.
 
At the time, the local author form required Ingram Spark, reviews from other local authors, and an active social media presence. They now do consignment as well. Whatever the requirement, it is Tombolo, they are busy, and people buy plenty of books there.
 
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BookendsYbor (Tampa)
 
Point of Contact: Teresa — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit and email — read(@)bookendsybor.com
 
BookendsYbor does not have a brick-and-mortar storefront yet (as of March 2026). But they are working on it. They do however have a bookmobile they bring to local pubs and breweries as well as the Ybor Saturday Market.
 
I found BookendsYbor via Bookshop.org. I followed them on social media, dropped them an email, told them how much I am looking forward to their opening, and mentioned my book. They said they would look into ordering it from Ingram. Within two weeks, they had copies in hand. I then visited their next bookmobile event, chatted with a few customers, and their copies of Curveball at the Crossroads were sold. I have seen them several times since and they carry my novel often.
 
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Bookstore1 (Sarasota)
 
Point of contact: Byrn — Director of Programming

Best way to contact: email — bryn(@)sarasotabooks.com
 
Bookstore1 is located in downtown Sarasota. I was part of the Bookstore1 Book Fair in 2023 and 2024. In preparation for their event, Bookstore1 orders five books per author every book fair via Ingram Spark. If authors don’t sell all five, the store will carry the book on their shelves until they sell. Bryn and the team are great and very nice. They do a great job of promoting the book fair and the authors. Bookstore1 is an hour away for me, so it is a little difficult to visit regularly. However, they host author events and book club readings regularly.
 
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The Gilded Page (Tarpon Springs)
 
Point of contact: Julia — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit and email — thegildedpagebookstore(@)gmail.com
 
The Gilded Page is in Tarpon Springs. I visited The Gilded Page first, and while there, I discussed how they carried an author I am friends with. Then I mentioned my book and how it might be a fit on their fiction shelf. Julia agreed and ordered a copy of Curveball at the Crossroads.
 
The Gilded Page both orders local books on Ingram if possible or they do consignment. If doing consignment, they ask for up to five books from the author. If they order on Ingram, they order one at a time. I prefer the upfront revenue of Ingram so I opted for that.
 
Additionally, The Gilded Page hosts the Tarpon Book Fair in April. Highly recommended for authors to be a part of. I crushed it there. The Gilded Page also hosts author signings on the first Friday evening of every month. That is a great opportunity to meet readers and sell books.
 
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Book & Bottle (St Pete)
 
Point of contact: unknown
 
Best way to contact: visit or website
 
Book & Bottle is a bookstore/coffee shop/wine store in downtown St Petersburg. They have a small selection of books on one wall of their store. Nice people and great ambiance. They are preferential to new books. They do carry local authors, but it is kinda tough due to their limited selection. If your book fits, they will order it from Ingram.
 
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Portkey Books (Safety Harbor)
 
Point of contact: Crystel — owner
 
Best way to contact: Visit
 
Portkey Books is a small bookstore in Safety Harbor, Florida and the most recent store to carry my debut novel. As a small store, they are very selective in the books they carry. To echo my pro tip above, you have to be on Ingram and a return policy is recommended.
 
Portkey Books asks that local authors donate their first book to the store as an act of good faith. After that book sells, they will continue to order the book from Ingram as long as they sell. As my publisher cost is $6, that’s worth it to me.
 
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Back in the Day Books (Dunedin)
 
Point of contact: Boe Rushing — owner
 
Best way to contact: email: backinthedaybooks(@)yahoo.com
 
Back in the Day Books is particular on which local and independent books they carry. You have to fit their store and show that you can move books. After a face-to-face talk with the owner, I convinced him that my book would fit his store and I am now in his fiction section.
 
Due to the size of his store, he doesn’t do signings, but you can do signings at Skip’s Pub at the end of the plaza. I should do another post on the places I have done book signings.
 
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Wilson’s Book World (St Pete)
 
Point of contact: Michelle — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit
 
Wilson’s Book World is a family owned and operated, used and antiquarian bookshop in St. Pete. They have a steady and loyal clientele and are very personable. They don’t carry new books, but they do carry local authors on consignment. They accept three books per author and they put a copy of the book in the front of the aisle for a month before putting all the copies in their associated section. Their percentage return on consignment is the best in the area (80/20), although they don’t provide the money for the books until all the books are sold.
 
I have sold several copies at Wilsons. Always have your books in your car when you visit, because they might have sold them and need to restock.
 
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Mojo Books and Records (Tampa)
 
Point of contact: Melanie — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit and email — mojotampa(@)comcast.net
 
Mojo Books and Records is a combination music and book store. They have been around for a long time and have a strong underground following. They mostly carry used books and cater to the University of South Florida market. They do consignment for local authors and will carry two books at a time.
 
I like Mojo Books and Records a lot. They are nice folks and very responsive, but although their store is divided 50/50 between books and music, their focus isn’t books. If they can do more for books, and especially local authors, they could become a powerful ally.
 
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The Paperback Exchange (Port Richey)
 
Point of contact: Joanie — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit or Instagram
 
The Paperback Exchange is a classic used bookstore in Port Richey, Florida. Like Wilson’s in St Pete, they mostly carry used books. They also carry a wide selection of new books by local authors. I was surprised how many local authors they carry and honestly, how few I recognized. They do consignment and give 50% on each sale. I left two books there but some authors have left more.
 
The Paperback Exchange has rows and rows of used books. If your book is there, create videos, take pictures, and post about the store on social media. They are great folks and they are doing a great service by carrying your book, but you have to create the demand.
 
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The Book Rescuers (Largo)
 
Point of contact: George — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit or email / phone: thebookrescuers(@)gmail.com / (727) 222–0495
 
The Book Rescuers is a giant used book warehouse in Pinellas Park. Since they moved to their current location a few years ago, they have been very friendly with local authors. They recently created a huge island in the store for local authors.
 
They typically take three books at a time from local authors and give a considerable consignment, only keeping $3 from every sale. For me, that’s $15 in my pocket each sale. They pay via Zell, so make sure you have that set up before visiting.
 
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The Book Lounge (St. Pete)
 
Point of contact: Natalya and Pamela at (727) 545–0245 and info (@) thebooklounge .com
 
Best way to contact: Visit and email
 
The Book Lounge opened in November 2025. They primarily cater to romance/romantasy/fantasy, and women readers, but are open to everything. They offer a 60/40 split with authors and ensure authors sign a contract with the store. They ask for up to 6 copies of the book for 90 days, which is different from other stores in both quantity and time. They do a “date with a book” mystery wrapping offers with books that don’t move off their shelves quickly.
 
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This Bookstore Kills Fascists (Mobile)
 
Point of contact: Tiffany — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit or Facebook
 
This Bookstore Kills Fascists is a niche pop-up/mobile bookstore run by Tiffany Razzano. Tiffany sets up at street markets and festivals all around Tampa Bay from Sarasota to St Pete to Tampa and anywhere else that will have her. Her selection is very focused on bring attention to marginalized or minority voices. She is an outspoken advocate for freedom of speech and a proponent of provocative media.
 
This Bookstore Kills Fascists sells both new and used books that fit her niche. Tiffany does consignment for local authors giving 50% on sales. She carries my book The Man Makes You Work among her wares.
 
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Tiger Dust (Tampa)
 
Point of contact: Jason and Laura — owners
 
Best way to contact: visit or Instagram DM
 
Tiger Dust is not a traditional bookstore. They are an oddities and novelty store in the Seminole Heights area of Tampa. They feature a small room of occult, horror, sci-fi, fantasy, and hard-to-find books. My book about someone who makes a deal with the Devil fits their selection of books. They bought three books from me at a 33% discount.
 
If your novel fits their store, Tiger Dust is recommended.
 
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Citrus and Sage Bookshop (Brooksville)
 
Point of contact: Andrea — owner
 
Best way to contact: visit, email ( citrusandsagebookshop (@) gmail), phone (352–741–8870)
 
Citrus and Sage is one of the newest bookstores in Tampa Bay, if you count Brooksville as Tampa Bay. Located an hour and a half north of Tampa, Citrus and Sage is super cute, quaint, and charming. They are also really nice and receptive to independent, self-published authors.
 
This is another case of doing the work. I drove from Tampa and met Andrea and her team. We talked, I bought a book, and they bought two of my books from me for 33% off. They make $6, I make $12. They were very optimistic about my book, saying it was good fit. I also made a social media video from the store to tell my followers where to find it.
 
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Black English Bookstore (Tampa)
 
Point of contact: unknown
 
Best way to contact: Unknown
 
Black English opened in December 2023. I haven’t checked on them since their founder, Tampa City Councilwoman Gwen Henderson, passed away. They are predominantly focused on African-American authors and books on the African-American experience. They are a small store and are very welcoming but I have not yet discussed my novel with them. If your book is a fit, I encourage you to reach out to them.
 
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Novel in the Neighborhood (New Port Richey, FL)
 
Point of contact: Tiffany Butts — owner
 
Best way to contact: novelintheneighborhood@gmail.com
 
Novel in the Neighborhood just opened in March 2026. They are a small independent store in a strip mall off Old Country Road 54. They have a small space for local authors currently, but hopefully that increases as they get more established. They order from Ingram if your book fits their store.
 
Novel in the Neighborhood also allows local authors to do book signings. To date, they are scheduled until fall 2026.
 
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Inchstone Books (New Port Richey, FL)
 
Point of contact: unknown
 
Best way to contact: unknown
 
Inchstone Books is scheduled to open in April 2026.
 
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Pages and Perks (St. Petersburg)
 
Point of contact: unknown
 
Best way to contact: unknown
 
Pages and Perks is currently a mobile bookstore settling into a physical home soon.
 
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The Wandering Shelf (Tampa)
 
Point of contact: Sandra & Suzanne
 
Best way to contact: Instagram
 
The Wandering Shelf is a mobile bookstore in Tampa. I met them at a brewery in the end of 2025. I gave them a copy of my novel. I am not sure if they ordered one or more.
 
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Steamy Lit Romance Bookstore (Tampa)
 
Point of contact: Unknown at (813) 724–1002
 
Best way to contact: visit
 
Steamy Lit Romance Bookstore is a new bookstore in South Tampa. They are tiny and niche, catering mostly to romance, fantasy, and fiction. I visited to say hello. My book is not in their market, but we had a good conversation and they are very nice. If your book is a fit, definitely check them out.
 
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Haslem’s Bookstore (St Pete)
 
Point of contact: Unknown
 
Best way to contact: Unknown
 
I am listing Haslem’s out of respect for one of the area’s oldest local bookstores. Unfortunately, they closed during the pandemic and have not been open since. If I had to guess, my book will never be in the store and the property will turn into condos.
 
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Barnes & Noble (various locations)
 
Point of contact: Unknown
 
Best way to contact: email — crm3429(@)bn.com
 
Barnes & Noble is obviously not an independent bookstore. They are however the biggest box bookstore chain in Tampa Bay. That said, they don’t carry self-published authors. As a chain, they don’t do consignment. They also don’t order print-on-demand, which includes Ingram Spark.
 
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I hope this helps other authors in Tampa Bay area and beyond. Self-publishing is a hustle and is a lot of work. You are not only an author, but a marketer, an event planner, and a salesperson. But the more places you place your book, the more chances it has to be bought. It is a numbers game, but by working with local bookstores, you increase your chances of success.
 
Good luck!

Saturday, March 28, 2026

Clip of Joel D Wynkoop's Beast Mode featuring Jordi Scrubbings

 

Joel D Wynkoop's new movie Beast Mode is coming soon and I am in it. I play a daily news host named Jordi Scrubbings who reports on the brutal murders happening in Sunnyville, FL.

Saturday, March 21, 2026

Not so Serious Movie Review: Invasion USA (1985)

 

Should be called Chuck Norris: Christmas Vacation. 

Chuck Norris goes to Florida, wrestles an alligator, drinks some beers, and stops a terrorist army from destroying America. Based on a real Tuesday in the life of Chuck Norris. 

RIP to the legend.

Wednesday, March 18, 2026

Book Signing - March 22nd, 2026 at Skip's Bar and Grill in Dunedin


 

I am very excited to announce my first book signing in Dunedin, Florida. I like doing book signings of my baseball novel in conjunction with Spring Training, running from February to March. While I have done signings in Tampa, Clearwater, and Bradenton, I have not yet done Dunedin. But dun-dun-dun, Dunedin is now on the schedule!

I will be at Skip’s Bar, 371 Main St Dunedin, FL 34698 from noon to 5pm this Sunday. Skip’s is only 0.6 miles from TD Ballpark, spring home of the Toronto Blue Jays. Dunedin gets crowded and its a fun area to be in, especially on baseball days. I hope to see everyone there!

Wednesday, March 11, 2026

The Indie Dilemma

 

When I set out to release Curveball at the Crossroads to the masses way back in 2013, when the book was 95% finished, I originally looked for a publisher. From 2013 to 2015, I emailed several dozen agents and publishers. I received a few rejection letters and a lot of ghosting.

After re-writing the ending and adding additional scenes to the novel in 2020, I perused publishing again. The less said about Gabriel Vaughn and Legacy Book Publishing the better. Not a good experience.

That led me to self-publishing. Following a few years of my own hustle, I learned I am referred to as an “Indie Author” and that this is a badge to be worn proudly. I am proud of my work regardless, but people say I should be proud to be an indie author, so here I am. I own all my own rights, negotiate all my own deals, and make all my own profit. Income is split between me and my distributor, be it Ingram or Amazon.

There are downsides to being an indie author. All of the marketing, hustle, and promotion is on me. Spreading the word is tough. Social media has not been a magic panacea as it is for other authors. I have less than 1,000 followers on tiktok and Instagram and less than 2,000 on twitter. I get it. My book is not in a tik-tok friendly genre. Despite booktok’s overwhelming legendary clout, it’s not for everyone. I’m there, but it’s not a gamechanger.

I’ve done what I can to get positive feedback. I’ve done morning television, newspaper write-ups, and given away dozens of free books to get reviews from people I think might influence my demographic. Those who have replied have liked the book, which is a good thing. Good reviews help me stand out.

Standing out is important when it comes to attracting other book reviewers. They look for what’s trending, what’s hot, and what’s popping. From what I have seen, they rarely take a chance on random indie books. There is a stereotype that indie equals less than. Indie authors have to have an even bigger buzz than traditional releases to be reviewer, which is even more difficult given indie book’s lack of marketing machine.

It’s unfortunately a battle indie authors rarely win and therein lies the problem. If a reviewer dismisses indie authors because the authors haven’t gone through the traditional publishing process, they are doing their readers a disservice. Plain and simple.

The other day, I read a substack column by Summer Brennan, a writer and book reviewer. I don’t know Summer at all. I’ve never read her books and until Substack recommended her article to me, I had never heard of her. Apparently she has 23,000 followers, but it was her content that got my attention, not her follower count. In the giant, massive, enormous slush pile that is online content, I took the time to read her post because it caught my interest. I didn’t gatekeep.

What Summer said bothered me a bit.

“The problem with trying to put self-published books on my reviewing radar is that I have no idea how to find the good ones in an expedient manner. This concern is not new. Doing so would take far too much time. The world of self-published books is, essentially, one enormous slush pile—perhaps the world’s largest and slushiest—and I don’t have interns who can take the time to look for those inevitable, rare gems—nor do I think it economical to do so.”

When it comes to indie novels, all reviewers have to do is check the ratings. If 25 ratings is enough, then my book makes the cut. If 50 or 250 is the minimum, then I don’t make the cut. But never fear, Bookweb.org, Indiebound.org, Indiebookspotlight, and Kirkus have websites dedicated to top indie books. Even Amazon has a Top Indie Books ranking. I found all that with a quick, two-minute DuckDuckGo search. DuckDuckGo is your friend. But if two minutes is far too much time, so be it. Some people are busy.

Imagine writing a list of the top movies of 2025 and not listing any indie movies. Imagine your list only consisted of the top five film studios – Disney, Warner Brothers, Sony, Universal, and Paramount. Imagine writing a list of the top rock bands of 2025 and not including any indie rock bands. Imagine writing a list of the top professional wrestlers in the world and your list was only wrestlers in WWE and AEW. Those reviewers would be laughed out of the building. They would have no credibility because they didn’t do their homework. I know reading a book takes more time than watching a movie, listening to a song, or watching a wrestling match, but I expect credible reviewers to do their homework.

There are a lot of indie musicians, indie movie makers, and indie wrestlers who make a good living. There are also a lot of indie authors who do as well. They are goals. I like being an indie author. If I want to release an unprofessional book, I can. If I want to release a book that can go toe-to-toe with anything on the New York Times Bestseller list, I can do that too. I can release a mixtape. I can release a double album. I can be like Lil Wayne and release a chapter every Monday for a year. As an indie author, I can do whatever I want. Gatekeepers be damned.

And as for the critics that might not like that, to paraphrase the Adam Sandler classic Big Daddy, “Indie authors only caught a bad rap because most critics are cynical assholes.”