Did you know car alarms are Satan's music?
I thought it was heavy metal.
Did you know Satan invented the Super Bowl?
Not all football Sundays, just The Big Game.
Preachy, low budget movie about three lawyers trapped in the Philippines when Thanos snapped his fingers and half the population disappeared.
The lawyers blame God and rapture because they see a homeless man with a sign and there are no Avengers in the Philippines, but the real ones know.
Grade: 1 apocalyptic star of 5
Low budget sorta-sequel with less terror. Julian Sands is back but in a slightly different role. Some decent special effects, but not much else. An odd cameo from Billy from Gremlins. Otherwise, a poor decision to extend the Warlock brand. The camera work and set look like a college movie and while Warlock collects stones a la Thanos and our hero uses the Force to project a baseball to bootleg Star Wars music.
Poorly written, poorly executed.
Grade: 3 son of Satan stars of 5