Here is a poem about Google and Facebook.
Facebook and Google like to know where you are
Facebook and Google see you driving your car
Facebook and Google know where you were born
Facebook and Google know when you're lookin at porn
Facebook and Google know when I have mail
Facebook and Google know when I post bail
Facebook and Google can track what you send
Facebook and Google found your 9th grade girlfriend
Facebook and Google want to know what I think
Facebook and Google want to know what I drink
Facebook and Google want to know when I pee
Facebook and Google you are scaring me
Facebook and Google please leave me alone
Facebook and Google please get out of my phone
Facebook and Google oh can't you see
That my P-R-I-V-A-C-Y is priceless to me
That last line is a shout-out to Pearl Jam, by the way.
