Possibly the biggest thing I learned in my seemingly never-ending job hunt is that resumes are super subjective. They are a lot like cooking. Although most people can agree on the basic recipe, the little touches and nuances are completely up to individual tastes.
One person likes education on the top. One person likes education below experience. Some people like an objective. Some people like a summary. Some people want two pages. Some people want one page.
Totally subjective and no one will ever say it's perfect.
Being a near-expert on the nuances of resume re-writing, I had to jump in when I saw the topic #ThingsIPutOnMyResume trending on twitter. Of course, being twitter, the topic veered into the nonsensical and humorous.
While keeping it somewhat professional, I made a few contributions.
Job fair navigator.
Rejection letter organizer.
My mom told me I would find a job soon.
Occasional comic.
If you read this for more than 8 seconds, that's a good thing!
I reprogrammed your keyword software to only recognize.
I'd hire me if I was in your shoes.
Now with more education!
A well-balanced part of your complete office.
Looking to put the "work" in work/life balance.
#ThingsIPutOnMyResume
