Greetings. The Great Jordi is back. In some parts I am known as Agent J, but that is neither here nor there. Well, it is actually there, as it is in some places, which have to be there, because they are certainly not here, unless you were there, in which they would be here. And if they were here, then I must stop talking to you because I am not ready and it is impolite to have guests over when you are not ready. So therefore, ipso facto, e pluribus unum, because I am not ready they are not here so they must be there. So there.
Now I am completely off course on what I wanted to talk about. But because I have a steady first mate, I will bring myself back on course in a moment.
Anyway, did you know there was a Science Fiction writer named Jerome Walton?
Do you remember that movie Fire in the Sky? All about being abducted. By space men. Speaking of, I watched Phinneas and Ferb tonight and they were in space, pretending to be astronauts. Seriously, if you are not watching Phinneas and Ferb you are selling yourself short and doing yourself a disservice. While the rest of the Saloon is watching cooking shows, I am watching cartoons.
And that's just the way it is. Some things will never change.
By the way, the following teams were declared winners last night by outscoring their opponents before the close of the 9th inning:
Pirates, Yankees, Rockies, A's, Marlins, Nationals, Mariners, and Blue Jays, Braves, Rangers, Angels, Astros, White Sox, and Dodgers, and Cubs.
If your favorite team was not listed on this list, they probably either didn't play, or lost.
Peace out.
